Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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