I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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