seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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