I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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