Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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