You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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