we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We had to coat check the pizza.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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