sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I am one with the molecules
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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