I love black thongs
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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