Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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