Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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