$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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