i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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