i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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