Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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