So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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