is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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