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(847): View more from Illinois

Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.

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(416): View more from Toronto

the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night

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(519): View more from Ontario

Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous

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(970): View more from Colorado

There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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(515): View more from Iowa

He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.

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