If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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