she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Shame is for Republicans.
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