let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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