When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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