Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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