i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My vagina just recognized that song.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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