We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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