Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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