She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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