Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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