His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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