That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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