my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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