did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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