every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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