i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He shit in the fireplace
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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