We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize