Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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