I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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