I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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