is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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