and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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