I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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