dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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