I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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