McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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