I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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