if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
