My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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