I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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