it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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