Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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