It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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