i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's just like the Real World with babies
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
