the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
