Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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