Where is the hickey?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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