Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I can't turn off my feet"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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