well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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