She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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