If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
